The United Socialist States of North South Weastern Pookraine is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Vladimir Adolf Benito Fidel Josef Biden with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, parental licensing program, and feral children. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.364 billion North South Weastern Pookraineans are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peeiv. The average income tax rate is 81.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong North South Weastern Pookrainean economy, worth 205 trillion Publes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 87,083 Publes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The military claims that their threatening letters are signed with the blood of their enemies, the nation's spies are always on break time, jaywalking is punishable by public flogging, and the tribal zone has been opened to up to 'economic interest' groups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North South Weastern Pookraine's national animal is the Orphan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

North South Weastern Pookraine is ranked 56,418^th in the world and 75^th in The Black Hawks for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 132.98 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.